My room smells like new luggage.
Just because I have my nipples pierced does not automatically mean I’m gay. BUT if I had my navel pierced evidently I would. (I still wanna do it so I can make a happy face).
The only thing I miss about my college days are the PB Thursdays. (Ok, and the long talks afterwards) You kids have no clue what the "glory days" were like. Like Daco says, we were REALLY spoiled and we didn't even know it.
I love my line. Sara is the coolest kid.
"Rawr" is both an addictive word and very versatile.
Having to fart while doing squats is one of the scariest things EVER. (It doesn't help that farting makes me giggle, either).
Dancing the night away is still the most therapeutic thing ever. Steve Tamekuni is the greatest dancer EVER. Watching Steve's dancing causes more euphoria than taking handfuls of Ecstasy.
Evidently, rapid weight shifts are really unhealthy. Despite what my mom says, I don’t want to see a doctor. I'm scared they'll find the laundry list of things wrong with me.
Diet Pepsi causes cancer. So I shouldn’t be drinking 10+ cans a day. Maybe I can cut down to...5?
Driving in the city is freakin INSANE. Especially when a very drunken Daco SWEARS he knows the way. Driving in CIRCLES.
My brother is filled with awesome dating advice:
"You can't date girls who are easy. Once a slut ALWAYS a slut."
"You can't date girls from the gym. You don't shit where you eat."
"Have some self-respect. It's about quality, not quantity".
My job may not be glamorous but it's really fulfilling. We take the everyday things we can do for granted.
I have much too much cleavage.
Don't call a girl at the gym a "gym-rat". They'll take offense. They are "gym-bunnies". Whatever...
I'm like my mom because I can hold a grudge FOREVER. Or maybe that's because I’m Filipino?
Repressing the evil mastermind revenge craving side of me is harder than I thought. But I’m proud that I’ve been an adult about it. So far...
The best part of having kids of your own is naming them. If (god forbid) I have a girl, I’m going to name her Svetlana Valin. Only because I think "Svets" is a cool nickname. When I have a boy, I've already settled on Crash Fistfight Valin. I figure with a name like that he'll either be a pro-wrestler or a circus daredevil. Both of which are very reputable occupations.
Every morning I wake up and I can look in the mirror proud of 99% of the choices I made in life. (I would take back one from 4 years ago and one from about a year ago). I'm proud of the person that I have become and in life, I think that's all you can really ask for. I'm in love with the man in the mirror.
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